hahaha remember when i used to call andrew the hot freshman? it’s been about a year and a half and i’ve since made out with him, sexted him, grabbed his dick through his fucking khakis, and made him moan in the most ungodly way
today is march 6th, 2014, and andrew hecht kissed me today in the chorus room while I was skipping theory to come see him
i wanna be like best friends with you and goof off and generally be doofuses together but i also wanna kiss every single one of your freckles and slow dance with you to cheesy 80’s rock ballads.
real friends are the ones you can text out of the blue to tell them that a mutual friend has a huge dick
my sister decided that today is going to be “pretend she knows everything” day and it’s really fucking annoying